Buyer Beware

I thought I would surprise Austen with a basketball net. It's something that he's wanted for about a month. I bought one this week on sale....however when I went to assemble it (it's the kind with a portable stand) I immediately encountered a problem. I removed all the contents of the box and began reading the instruction manual. On the first page, under the list of required items for assembly was the following: two capable adults. I had a good laugh...then asked Rebekah if we had two capable adults to which she replied 'no'; then I asked her if we had one capable adult to which she replied 'slightly'. I looked and looked to see if two capable adults were included in the box with no success. I guess my box has some missing items! Buyer Beware!!
For now the net remains unassembled, in the carport and this 'slightly' capable adult will suggest other forms of recreation - those that don't require assembly by two capable adults.