Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Friday, September 14, 2007
Monday, September 10, 2007
The Perfect Dress
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen
her excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother
had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best
dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's
new young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!
Jennifer asked her step mom to exchange it, but she
refused. "Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress,
and I'm wearing it," she replied.
Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind,
sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day."
A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress.
When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."
Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do,
dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding."
her excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother
had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best
dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's
new young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!
Jennifer asked her step mom to exchange it, but she
refused. "Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress,
and I'm wearing it," she replied.
Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind,
sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day."
A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress.
When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."
Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do,
dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding."
Wednesday, September 5, 2007
Friday, July 13, 2007
Monday, June 25, 2007
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Singing & Driving
If you MUST speed on the highway, sing these hymns loudly:
at 45 mph.... "God Will Take Care of Me"
at 55 mph.... "Guide me, O Great Jehovah"
at 65 mph.... "Nearer My God to Thee"
at 75 mph.... "Nearer Still Nearer"
at 85 mph.... "This World is Not My Home"
at 95 mph.... "Lord, I'm Coming Home"
at 100 mph.... "Precious Memories"
Have I ever mentioned that I often sing while I'm driving alone?
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