At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.
"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. Entertain. And stay home at night."
An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Girl, if that's all you want, get a TV!"
And on that note I'll get back to Trinitron Sony for a nice evening together!
About Me
- Roxanne
- I am a blessed woman. I am a mother of three wonderful children. I enjoy spending time with extended family and friends. Those who know me well know that I love to laugh!
Austen, Rebekah & Rachelle
14 comments:
You funny girl. A TV is alot less work than a man! (Did I say that out loud?) lol!
but i like snuggling with my man while watching tv!
So that's why you've been checking out the flyers and looking at TV's. We'll help find you a new TV....dones this mean you're no longer going to look for a 4H man?!?! Can any of the girls guess what a 4H man is ?
The best thing about a TV is that you can turn them off... (Sorry, Cheryl got me going!! LOL!!)
Oh Amy, that's too funny. Your comment is exactly what I was thinking when I read Cheryl's comment!
Has anyone seen my hubby...I think Shari sent him out on a boat in Maine....
Jen, check with Mr. Wantzablog. I think he went out to join Mark.
Jen and Roxanne
Call off the major search for Mark and just look for the mass of seagulls instead.... Take a spot light as Mark won't be able to hear the rescue helicopter over the annoying, high pitch sound of those obnoxious birds.
Once again I'm doing ALL I can to Help out my Brothers in The Lord!! lol
Just think - YOU get to be in charge of the remote!!!
Hilarious! And so very true! However, my tv makes me cry too often. Maybe it's the little disc I put in the machine beside the tv... it's a conspiracy! I need to find the funny disc... the happy disc... the scare me out of my pants disc! No more weepy disc... heart wrenching, tear jerker, sob-til-I-can't-breathe disc! Any suggestions??
Joy, I love the happy disc and the FUNNY disc...but not the scare me
out of my pants disc.
I have discovered that laughter reduces my stress big time. Those around me don't always see why I find some things so funny. That's okay, they wind up just laughing at ME laughing! Laughter is so contagious. I love being around people who like to laugh, even at themselves.
Just remeber when it comes to to TV's size does matter
Roxanne
Maybe Kevin should create a CD for Joy.
Kevin purchased some awesome and inspirational music on line for Roxanne...it featured some appropriate songs ....a sort of dedication. He intitled it "New Life CD".
Ahhh .... these ?!@>#>@??! seaguls ... I can't hear a thing your saying Shari ...
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